June 2012
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May 2012
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I am drunk.
Yeah. Things happened. Clitoris handshake. And other things. Like things. And Jolly dancing. Wow. I’d forgotten about that. And guys slapping each other with cheezel boxes. Yeah. Drunk. Sleep. Now.
Biology Lecturer: Hydrengas, for example, change colour depending on the iron levels in the soil.
Me: Which is why you should never bury a body under a hydrenga bush because the flowers will turn bright red and everyone will know.
Everyone:
Me:
Everyone:
Me:
Brittany: How do you even think of these things?
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I should really stop leaving doing any work on my essays until the night before/they are due.
And then stop spending those nights coming up with mexican food puns instead of writing essays.
Me today everyday:
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linkingthatshit replied to your post: is it the hair flick?
always knew you were a bread fan :P
You know how I like a good loaf ;P
linkingthatshit asked: is it the hair flick?
