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I am drunk.
Yeah. Things happened. Clitoris handshake. And other things. Like things. And Jolly dancing. Wow. I’d forgotten about that. And guys slapping each other with cheezel boxes. Yeah. Drunk. Sleep. Now.
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Biology Lecturer: Hydrengas, for example, change colour depending on the iron levels in the soil.
Me: Which is why you should never bury a body under a hydrenga bush because the flowers will turn bright red and everyone will know.
Everyone:
Me:
Everyone:
Me:
Brittany: How do you even think of these things?
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I should really stop leaving doing any work on my essays until the night before/they are due. And then stop spending those nights coming up with mexican food puns instead of writing essays.
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Me today everyday:
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  linkingthatshit replied to your post: is it the hair flick? always knew you were a bread fan :P You know how I like a good loaf ;P
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linkingthatshit asked: is it the hair flick?
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